David Bowie Dead at 65

David Bowie died shortly after buying a new Sports Car as reported by a Brixton Official.
Bowie had just purchased the new car from a local dealership and only owned the car for 20 seconds. A neighbor of David's told reporters "Wow, that didn't last long". The Car Salesman Stan Van Henderson also submitted to an interview with the press. Henderson recounted the experience "David, had been wanting this Automobile for awhile now. I tried to convince him to buy something a bit less powerful but he was ready to move up to the Yugo. He traded in his old Bugatti Veyron on it, he said he just couldn't handle the fans making fun of him in public. Mr.Bowie paid for the car and less than 30 seconds later he was found dead just down the street. This is a huge loss for the Entertainment World because that Yugo was beautiful car."
Also, 4 people near the Car Dealership were also killed 15 seconds after the incident.